The mouse, the hamster and the boy
So, there's been a lot happening at our house. First, there was my up close and personal encounter with the mouse in the cupboard. In our pantry we have what I believe are original (1900) cupboards hung over counters that appear (by the looks of the laminate and the style of the doors below) to be from say, 1959. One day I noticed there were wood shavings on the counter. I opened the cupboard, where we keep pasta, cereal, and baking supplies, and found more wood shavings and also paper shavings, and also small brown sesame-seed shaped items that were NOT sesame seeds, if you get my drift, and promptly figured out: mouse. Then I did what every self-respecting wife of a handy man does: I closed the cupboard and told my husband there had been a mouse in the cupboard and that "we"--meaning he--should do something about it. (In my defense, I did clean up the mess the critter had left behind.)
The next morning I returned to the pantry to find even MORE wood shavings and a lot more "seeds." Hmmm. We had removed everything that was in a box (and thus gnawable) but left bottles of things. I started taking bottles out and suddenly something small and brown scurried along the back of the cupboard. It was the smallest, cutest, mouse I'd ever seen--no bigger than my finger from tip to tail. Having been raised on Disney films and Beatrix Potter tales, I immediately gave it a back story: It had been out on its first grocery trip with it's mother and, having been dazzled by the varieties of grains and the taste of cornstarch (the corner of the box was nibbled away), it dillydallied and got left behind. Now it was frantically trying to find its way home and then this giant discovered it. Or something like that. Anyway, I tried to nab it with a plastic cottage cheese container, but the poor little thing misunderstood my intentions, despite the fact that I kept repeating over and over, "I'm not trying to hurt you, I'm just trying to rescue you. I'll let you go outside, I promise." I guess this mouse never watched Cinderella or Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, or at least didn't understand English, because he grew even more frantic and finally leapt to the ground and ran away. The next day my husband closed up the holes in the pantry, we disinfected the shelves, threw out anything perishable, and put everything else in gnaw-proof containers.
But that was not the end of our adventures with animals. We have noticed that one of our hamsters, Gennica, has been getting smaller, despite the fact that she eats well and drinks like crazy. (Not to mention running on her wheel at all hours.) I finally became alarmed and sought out a vet that specializes in "pocket animals." She confirmed what I suspected, that sweet Genny has diabetes--apparently not that uncommon in hamsters--and is essentially a dead hamster walking. It cost me $75 to find this out (though they will euthanize her for free), but it was worth it because the vet assured me that this is something that we could not have known or prevented. This is a great relief to Meredith who takes very good care of the hamsters and would have been devastated to think she did something wrong. So, when Meredith grows up and writes her tell-all about her Mommy Dearest, one of you please remind her that I spent five times what it costs to buy a hamster to get it diagnosed so she wouldn't feel guilty about its death, OK?
And then there's a different kind of animal: The Boyfriend. I use the term "animal" not because he is one but because he--as a boyfriend--is the first we've encountered as a species in this household. Olivia now has a boyfriend, just shy of her 16th birthday, and we are all thrilled (and her father and I are a little nervous about where we all go from here). I have no problem putting this info on my blog because Liv and Nate put it on their Facebook pages (so much for the Telephone Song from Bye, Bye Birdie!). Anyway, these two are a perfect match and very sweet, so we are all pleased (his parents, too).


